I spotted these in our local grocery store this week. No Thanksgiving candy. We’ve gone right from Halloween to Christmas. Chocolate Mousse Peeps and Green Christmas Tree Peeps. (Are we certain that the green ones are ripe?)
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel…
Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.
Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.
These two were the foundation of modern civilization and, together, were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals. 2. Conservatives.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern Liberals like lite beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard Liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many Liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood , group therapists and community organizers are Liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the Liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today’s lesson in world history. It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss off more liberals
• And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self. I’m going to have another beer.
5 reasons not to vote for Hillary, and your asking, wait, what, only five? Yes, there are
numerous more than five reasons and these are five I’ve observed.
While this is by no means a complete list, it is a list of things that are unrefutable. Hillary has no business being anywhere near the White House. She also has absolutely disqualified herself from running for the office of President. It is instances such as these five that enroll us in the cause to continue to Fight Back against the statist media and their complicit and coerced stories.
After using the product for the past month we can report mixed results. The ClariSpray(TM) Nasal Allergy Spray, provides temporary relief from our symptoms. It doesn’t seem to work as effectively as Sudafed which we purchase.
I’d make use of this product as a supplement or a stop gap for symptoms when they arise.
A Monster FAIL from the Monster jobs board. I’m not really certain why I’m even on the site, and their consistent missing the mark doesn’t solidify their position.
First the tease –
They tell me I can check out the Editorial and Writing jobs posted here in Bayfield. I also note that the photo editor at Monster needs some assistance. What does the wild art have to do with Editorial and Writing jobs?
And now for the reveal –
And, whoops. Sorry, we didn’t find any jobs matching your criteria. Wait, what? You told me you had Editorial and Writing jobs here in Bayfield.
Is anyone at Monster paying attention? Why are you wasting your time and my time with these useless emails?
Veteran abuse has once again reared its ugly head and this time, not by those in the VA medical system.
According to several published reports, California National Guard veterans are now being
Nearly 10,000 soldiers, many of whom served multiple combat tours, have been ordered to repay large enlistment bonuses — and slapped with interest charges, wage garnishments, and tax liens if they refuse — after audits revealed widespread overpayments by the California Guard at the height of the wars last decade.
Not surprisingly there is a widespread financial waste, fraud, and abuse within the Calfornia National Guard.
Military.com cites the following –
Be aware that if you voluntarily, or because of misconduct, don’t complete the term of enlistment (or reenlistment) for which a bonus was paid, or are not technically qualified in the skill for which the bonus was paid, (other than a member who is not qualified because of injury, illness, or other impairment not the result of the member’s misconduct), you must refund a prorated portion of the bonus according to the time of service left on your contract.
Hopefully, this is a one-off situation and is isolated to the State of California. Should this not be the case, the question is then raised, how are we going to fill our military ranks with qualified individuals going forward?
Its illegal for us and yet not for the folks at CNN? WTF? CNN and the rest of the dinosaur statist media continue to presume and think that the general public are morons. The clip is short and listen carefully to the statement of the presenter. Yes we need to fight back..
Presidential Debate #2 is this Sunday night, October 9, 2016.
Sunday, October 9, 2016
Second presidential debate
Time: 9pm ET (8pm CT, 7pm MT, 6pm PT)
Moderator: Martha Raddatz, Chief Global Affairs Correspondent and Co-Anchor of “This Week,” ABC
Moderator: Anderson Cooper, Anchor, CNN
Location: Washington University in St. Louis, St. Louis, MO
Submit questions and vote on questions for this debate, visit PresidentialOpenQuestions.com to participate!
The second presidential debate will take the form of a town meeting, in which half of the questions will be posed directly by citizen participants and the other half will be posed by the moderator based on topics of broad public interest as reflected in social media and other sources. The candidates will have two minutes to respond and there will be an additional minute for the moderator to facilitate further discussion. The town meeting participants will be uncommitted voters selected by the Gallup Organization.
Our recommendation for the moderator –
And they wonder why we refer to Calfornia as the land of fruits and nuts. Even better is the following –
According to a statement from Western United Dairymen CEO, Anja Raudabaugh, California’s Air Resources Board wants to regulate animal methane emissions even though it admits there is no known method for achieving the the type of reduction sought by SB 1383.
“The California Air Resources Board wants to regulate cow emissions, even though its Short-Lived Climate Pollutant (SLCP) reduction strategy acknowledges that there’s no known way to achieve this reduction.”
(HT) – Tyler Durden @zerohedge.com